How many artists does it take to change a light bulb?
Ten. One to change it, and nine to reassure him about how good it looks.
What do you call an American drawing?
- A Yankee Doodle.
Painting is easy when you don't know how, but very difficult when you do.
You study, you learn, but you guard the original naivete. It has to be within you, as desire for drink is within the drunkard or love is within the lover.